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Parody of "Nothin' on You" by B.o.B, who is apparently a flat-earther.
lyrics
[chorus 1]
Beautiful girls, all over the world
Are really from space here, they’re an alien race here
This is nothin’ but truth, baby
Nothin’ but truth, baby
[verse 1]
I know this may be a big surprise
Regardless of the truth that is right before your eyes
But alien reptiles run the left wing
And the government’s covered up every damn thing
And you may laugh at my tin foil hat
But I can prove to you that the earth is flat
Just take a good look at the moon, man
And you’ll see that it’s really nothing but a hologram
There’s so much nonsense in all these concepts
That people just accept as fact,
Like the existence of kale, daily mail
Can’t you see this is all an act?
To prepare us for the pending alien attack
By conditioning us to serve ‘em Big Macs
And constantly eat a ton of salty snacks
(The aliens like their food salty)
[chorus 2]
Robotic squirrels, reptilian girls
Were already placed here right in front of your face here
This is nothin’ but truth, baby
Nothin’ but truth, baby
They have been here, for thousands of years
But hey now don’t sweat it, just keep spending on credit
This is nothin’ but truth, baby
Nothin’ but truth, baby
[verse 2]
I’m astounded that folks don’t uncover stuff
I’ve been around and I’ve seen all the cover-ups
I mean it’s not like the government hides it well
Obama’s a lizard, you can clearly tell
Now they’re breaking down border, killing reporters
Tracking everybody with the chips in their quarters
You are just a pawn in their New World Order
Stop! Now think about it
They’re spraying London, spraying Paris
Spraying chemtrails everywhere
They spray every country except Norway
Because Norway was never there
And for that matter neither is Delaware
Oh don’t act like you weren’t aware
When’s the last time you met someone from Delaware
See? See?! Huh?!
[chorus 3]
All those food stamps, that we all pay for
Are laced with some drugs to sterilize all the poor
This is nothin’ but truth, baby
Nothin’ but truth, baby
Poisonous snow, that just wouldn’t melt
Was dumped over Georgia and the whole Bible Belt
This is nothin’ but truth, baby
Nothin’ but truth, baby
[verse 3]
Everywhere I go, I encounter something new
And I only say this, to enlighten all of you
So let me show you the truth, as I host my own panel
On my brand new show, on the History Channel!
[chorus 4]
Beautiful girls, all over the world
Are robots they gave us that are here to enslave us
This is nothin’ but truth, baby
Nothin’ but truth, baby
Elvis is alive, and so’s JFK
And they’re fighting mummies in their rest home today
This is nothin’ but truth, baby
Nothin’ but truth, baby
[announcer]
Coming up on Nothin’ But Truth, the Gates of Hell open beneath Denver International Airport. We’ll tell you where to go and what restaurants to avoid during your layover. And our special report on Cabbage Patch Dolls. Do they resemble what mutant children will look like after a nuclear holocaust? And, are you posting pictures on Facebook for Throwback Thursday? Then you’re allowing the NSA to catalog photographs that were taken before Facebook existed. Don’t post another picture until you see our special report. Stay tuned to The History Channel. Your source for the real truth.
credits
from The Anarchist's Jokebook,
released March 1, 2019
Lyrics: Devo Spice
Music: Devo Spice and Bonecage
Vocals: Devo Spice and Bonecage
Devo Spice is a nerdcore and comedy rapper from New Jersey who has been called "the red-headed stepson of Weird Al Yankovic
and Eminem." His demented brand of hip hop made him one of the most popular artists on the nationally syndicated Dr. Demento Show. In 2011 Devo Spice released the album "Gnome Sane?" and it went to number #28 on the Hip Hop charts on iTunes....more
Awesome Weird Al tribute album featuring MC Frontalot, MC Lars, MC Chris, Kobi LaCroix, Worm Quartet, Luke Ski, Steve Goodie, Marc With A C, and more! Devo Spice
supported by 5 fans who also own “Nothin' but Truth”
Technically my favorite track is "You Don't Know Jack (Plan B)", because it's just a great reimagining (Some Jerk with a Camera is now officially a reimagineer).
But a lot of the album is good, and the "Luke Ski Phase 2" stuff is also good, but different. Erin A Cobb