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Stonks Only Go Up

by Devo Spice

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STONKS ONLY GO UP! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 TO THE MOON!!!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 💎🤲 NEVER SELL!!! 💎🤲 MONEY PRINTER GO BRRRRR!!!!! 💰💰💰💰💰

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[chorus 1]
Nothin’ but rockets, they only go up
Only go up
Stonks only go up
Stonks only go up
Sometimes they go down but they only go up

[verse 1]
They shorted all the stock, hoping that it fell (that it fell)
But Reddit runs the game, though they can’t spell (can’t spell)
Diamond hands holding, we ain’t never sellin’ (never sellin’)
I got twelve shares, I’m the Rebellion (vvvhhoooom!)
Got AMC, Nokia, and GameStop, and watch ‘em go up!
Smooth-brained apes trying to live the dream (dream!)
Buy whichever stock makes the best meme (huh?)
Possibly the dumbest get-rich-quick scheme

[chorus 2]
They only go up
They only go up
Stonks only go up
Stonks only go up
Nothin’ but rockets, they only go up

[verse 2]
I’m on Reddit holding Palentir and Blackberry (oh!)
We got diamonds for balls ‘cause it is that scary (oh!)
Am I a force to be feared when I attack? Very!
I just YOLO’d the rest of my 401k
And we’ll see what that brings
You lost twenty billion? Ooh, I bet that stings
My stock’s taking off like it got new wings
Going ten rounds when I hear that bell ring
And it only goes up
And then it stays up
And if you ask anybody about the stock
Just point to the moon and say

[chorus 3]
It’s all the way up
It’s all the way up
Stonks only go up
This isn’t advice
Don’t listen to me, but they only go up

[verse 3]
I bought twenty million shares worth of MoviePass
Cost thirty-five bucks and it’s moving fast
With more kick to it than a smoothie has
But these hedge funds are more devious than head nuns
In 08, bailed out, we got the shaft
But if I lose money the economy don’t crash
And now you’re butthurt, losing to an amateur
Money printer goes BRRRRRR
That means it’s all the way up
It’s all the way up
My buddy says I can’t go wrong so I bought Blockbuster
Ooh, we dumb

[chorus 4]
But they only go up
Go all the way up
Stonks only go up
Stonks only go up
Sometimes they go down but they only go up

It’s all you can eat at the Warren Buffet!

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released February 19, 2021
Parody of “All the Way Up” by Fat Joe
Lyrics, vocals: Devo Spice
Music: Uros Radicevic

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Devo Spice Hardyston, New Jersey

Devo Spice is a nerdcore and comedy rapper from New Jersey who has been called "the red-headed stepson of Weird Al Yankovic and Eminem." His demented brand of hip hop made him one of the most popular artists on the nationally syndicated Dr. Demento Show. In 2011 Devo Spice released the album "Gnome Sane?" and it went to number #28 on the Hip Hop charts on iTunes. ... more

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